Central park was fun. Kay. Leila and the Lions Club.

Events In order:

ALMOST stepping in dog shit

Took over the playground, and made a fool of ourselves on the tire

Eating #1 prority

Playing “talking spit”

Watching “kaylee” destroy a squirrel’s winter harvest by eating acorns and squishing berries

Watching a man in a electro chair zoom past the joggers and cyclist in the park. I see how he rolls

Ditching the picnic in pursuit of the zoo

having to walk 30 sumtin blocks to get to central park zoo

following a trail of bindi people running concession stands in order to reach central park zoo

pictures by the lake. pond. puddle. w/e

raping cars

watching a couple kiss. they weren't even a gewd looking couple. (at this point i felt a burning sensation in my eyes)

Riding on a carosel. 3 amig(a)s on horses. truly a horny moment. no wait. that was just me.

hazardous rock climbing

finally reaching central park zoo

watching penguins and sea lions “show off” which in translation “making fools of themselves”

getting into the petting zoo

noticing large nuts on the floor. No one owned them at the time.

noticing a hole on "Kaylee's" pants

the large amounts of insects (that was my favorite part)

 going back to Leila's house. only to be "mooned" by Leila's lil brother Bryan. (Kay enjoyed it more than I did)

oh yes. Might I add, this only happens because I start to wear green. It was raining, and I was not wearing hair gel. And the fact the humidity left my balls bound to my thighs which made the “whole” experience un-comfy.

The End